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disheartens:

do you ever see clothing you really like and you just know you’ll look terrible in it 

Apr 14th at 3PM / via: dutchster / op: disheartens / reblog / 11,755 notes

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

Apr 14th at 12AM / via: werewolflover / op: dogapult / reblog / 202,015 notes
b-itch-y:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

^^^^

b-itch-y:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?

"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"

"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

^^^^

(Source: anditlingers)

Apr 14th at 12AM / via: werewolflover / op: anditlingers / reblog / 447,937 notes

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
Apr 14th at 12AM / via: werewolflover / op: tramampoline / reblog / 37,640 notes

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

Apr 13th at 9PM / via: dutchster / op: meladoodle / reblog / 185,326 notes

(Source: barefoot-on-themoon)

Apr 13th at 4PM / via: chazstity / op: barefoot-on-themoon / reblog / 282 notes

(Source: mindykaeling)

Apr 13th at 4AM / via: werewolflover / op: mindykaeling / reblog / 66,616 notes

antonyelchen:

[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY

Apr 10th at 4PM / via: orestesblasting-pyladesfunk / op: punksansa / reblog / 73,736 notes

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

(Source: jessicaisgray)

Apr 10th at 2PM / via: fatpeoplemakemehappy / op: jessicaisgray / reblog / 107,927 notes

(Source: stgpepper)

Apr 8th at 11PM / via: walrusmstr / op: stgpepper / reblog / 3,180 notes