do you ever see clothing you really like and you just know you’ll look terrible in it
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
That’s the opposite of a problem
I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY
the rock is fucking precious